JAMIE shackman's Collection of stuff which exists here only so he can look back when he's old and remember what it felt like to be young, carefree and generally very silly, and hopefully smile and remember that he had a pretty great life with lots of people who somehow liked him, or at least put up with him, and whom he loved an inredible deal,
SAMANTHA THE FOX DRANK ALL OF PURPLE UP JUST LIKE SHE HAS THE REST OF THE RAINBOW CAST. ZIPPY WAS THE HARDEST TO DIGEST BECAUSE OF THE METAL. IT WAS THEN SHE REALISED SHE STARTED TO HALLUCINATE. ALL 12 SAMANTHA THE FOXES HAD DIFFERENT HALUCINATIONS.
JANUARY'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW A SEASAW CRYING
FEBRUARY'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW HER IMAGINATION RUNNING AWAY INTO A MIRROR
MARCH'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW THE PILOT EPISODE OF A NEW SITCOM CALLED "MANCOME, MANGO"
APRIL'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW A SILVER KNIFE AND SILVER FORK FIGHT TO THE DEATH
MAY'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW A BUTTERFLY GIVE BIRTH TO A FRENCH SPEAKING BABY HIPPO
JUNE'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW A VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN WAVE TO AN ORANGE IN A PHOTOGRAPH
JULY'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW A CALCULATOR AND A BABY DANCE THE TANGO
AUGUST'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW HERSELF AS AN OLD CHINESE MAN
SEPTEMBER'S SAMANTHA THE FOX ​SAW AUGUST'S SAMANTHA THE FOX AS AN ACTUAL FOX WITH TITS
OCTOBER'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW AN IGLOO, THEN ZOOMED OUT TO FIND IT WAS BUILT ON A HUMAN BLACK MAN'S TONGUE
NOVEMBER'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW COLONEL MUSTARD RAPE MRS PEACOCK REPEATEDLY WITH A LEAD PIPE
DECEMBER'S SAMANTHA THE FOX SAW THE YELLOW PAGES EAT A THOMPSON LOCAL AND BURP OUT 118 118
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